The Long-Lasting Significance Of ‘The Lord Of The Rings’ Trilogy | The Huffington Post

Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen and Viggo Mortensen reflect on the 15th anniversary of “Fellowship.”

Source: The Long-Lasting Significance Of ‘The Lord Of The Rings’ Trilogy | The Huffington Post

Believe it or not, it’s been 15 years since “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring” made its debut in theaters. At that time, I had recently turned 18 years old and my friends and I drove out to the theaters in Salinas to see it. Well, let’s say my mind was blown away, making me into a Tolkien fan.

(Well, I admit I haven’t read the books until 2002, but that’s a given.)

Anyway, this article talks about how “The Lord of the Rings” managed to transcend time and gain fans, people who would never consider tackling J.R.R. Tolkien’s biggest work. (Plus, there would have been no “Hobbit” movies if  “The Lord of the Rings” was never made, nor became as big as they were.)

But as the comments imply, “The Lord of the Rings” is still the best. In a world full of Harry Potters and dystopias, it’s nice to know that there’s still one movie people can return to again and again.

2013 Entertainment Review

So, in the sense that we have this review blog, I say that we’re going to review some of the things that I have put on the end-of-the-year report…

Best movies:

  1. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
  2. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
  3. Star Trek: Into Darkness
  4. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 (because if you can’t laugh at a joke about leeks, you can’t watch this movie!)
  5. Man of Steel
  6. Turbo
  7. Epic
  8. Thor: The Dark World
  9. Iron Man 3

Worst Movies:

  1. Warm Bodies
  2. The Lone Ranger
  3. Monsters University
  4. Despicable Me 2
  5. Grown Ups 2
  6. Planes
  7. The Croods
  8. Free Birds

Best books to read:

  1. The House of Hades
  2. The Divergent Trilogy
  3. The Fault in Our Stars
  4. Gone Girl
  5. The Ocean at the End of the Lane
  6. The Great Gatsby
  7. The Perks of Being a Wallflower
  8. Inferno
  9. World War Z
  10. The Hunger Games Trilogy

The book written by me that I have been touting all year:

  • Harry Moffer & the Dumbest Story Ever!

Pop Culture

  1. 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who
  2. The Harlem Shake
  3. Grumpy Cat
  4. Duck Dynasty
  5. Google Glass
  6. “Selfies”
  7. “Twerking”
  8. Sharknado (don’t ask)
  9. Cool Ranch Tacos
  10. Rainbow loom bracelets

Out of everyone, I say that these people had had a great year. They are as follows:

  1. Lady Gaga: Congrats on making the fourth year on my list.
  2. Peter Jackson
  3. Pope Francis I
  4. Jennifer Lawrence
  5. Phil Robertson

Honorable mention: Ben Affleck (because he’s now the “old damn Batman”)

And yet, some of us weren’t so lucky. Those on my Wall of Shame in 2013:

  1. Miley Cyrus: Miley, we know you love to twerk, but please stop!!!
  2. Lamar Odom: How dare you break the heart of Khloe Kardashian!
  3. Paula Deen: Her racist ways cost her EVERYTHING!!

For 2014, I’d like to see some of them clean up their act.

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Songs of the Year

  1. Robin Thicke‘s Blurred Lines
  2. Thrift Shop and Can’t Hold Us – Mackemore & Ryan Lewis
  3. Get Lucky – Daft Punk
  4. Justin Timberlake‘s album
  5. Reunited Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, 98 Degrees, and BoyzIIMen

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Big Events: And some big events for all of us to NEVER forget…

  1. Kanye West vs. Jimmy Kimmel
  2. Argo wins an Oscar
  3. Baby Prince George, son of Prince William and Kate Middleton (newest heir to the throne)
  4. Boston Marathon bombing
  5. Diana Nyad‘s swim
  6. sign up for Obamacare

And now for a list of things I just didn’t like this year:

  1. Glee (still can’t stand the show!)
  2. family friendly movies (are they even necessary anymore?)
  3. Goyte’s Somebody That I Used to Know (WORST BREAKUP SONG EVER!!!)

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Yeah, we never saw this coming…

  1. Ylvis’ What Does the Fox Say
  2. Government shut down
  3. Teen Beach Movie
  4. Jonas Brothers pull the plus on their tour
  5. 30 Rock ends snowglobe style
  6. Google Glass
  7. Ben Affleck as Batman
  8. Benedict Cumberbatch as Smaug (we all knew that he was Smaug, but this was just too much!)

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And yes, we have to say goodbye to some notable people who decided to leave us in 2013. And some of them are on this list:

  1. Nelson Mandela
  2. Film Critic Robert Ebert
  3. James Gandolfini
  4. Cory Monteith a.k.a. Finn from “Glee”
  5. Mindy McCready
  6. Annette Funicello (Mouseketteer)
  7. Richie Havens
  8. David Cassidy
  9. Tom Clancy
  10. Paul Walker
  11. Margaret Thatcher
  12. Everyone killed at the Red Wedding on “Game of Thrones
  13. People who were killed during the Boston Marathon bombing
  14. And as always, the brave soldiers who died defending our country and everything it stood for.

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2013 is over…bring on 2014!

The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug (2013)

Cover of "The Hobbit"

Cover of The Hobbit

The second in a trilogy of films adapting the enduringly popular masterpiece The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug continues the adventure of the title character Bilbo Baggins (Martin Freeman) as he journeys with the Wizard Gandalf (Ian McKellan) and thirteen Dwarves, led by Thorin Oakenshield (Richard Armitage) on an epic quest to reclaim the lost Dwarf Kingdom of Erebor.(c) WB

My review: Once again, I was very impressed by the movie. The cartoon, in my opinion, falls utterly flat when compared to the impressiveness of Peter Jackson’s movie. Also, Benedict Cumberbatch as Smaug is truly terrifying. However, I wasn’t too impressed with Orlando Bloom as Legolas (which was a shames, as I liked Legolas in the Lord of the Rings). Anyway, I was very impressed by this movie.

My recommendation: I highly recommend that you see this movie NOW!!!

The Silmarillion by J. R. R. Tolkien

Cover of "The Hobbit"

Cover of The Hobbit

Intro: Years before he wrote “The Hobbit” and “The Lord of the Rings“, J. R. R. Tolkein had been writing a series of myths for Middle Earth. He died before he could publish the story, but his son Christopher finished the series and published more works written by his father.

Summary: In the days BEFORE “Lord of the Rings”, Iluvatar had shaped the Heavens and the Earth…but Morgoth went and screwed things up. This is a story about how he screwed up everything Iluvatar had made, with the Elvestrying to stop him and innocent humans caught in the middle.

My review: Once again, this is an example of wonderful classic writng, which leads to a great story and why I love LOTR so much.

My recommendation: So if you loved Lord of the Rings and you want to know more about Tolkien and the world he created, then read this book.

My rating: *****

The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien

The eponymous Fellowship from left to right: (...

The eponymous Fellowship from left to right: (Top row) Aragorn, Gandalf, Legolas, Boromir, (bottom row) Sam, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Gimli. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Intro: I know it has been published into three books, but I thought since it is one huge story, why not write a book review of the entire story?

Summary:

What happened after Bilbo Baggins found the One Ring in “The Hobbit“? 60 years passed since that event and on the night of his 111th birthday, Bilbo vanishes at his birthday party, leaving the ring and his entire fortune to his nephew, Frodo Baggins. Gandalf the wizard thinks that that ring is indeed the One Ring that Sauron had made and tried to control Middle Earth with, and he tells Frodo that the ring needed to leave the Shire and go to Rivendell, where Elrond would decide its fate.

Frodo sets off with his gardener Samwise Gamgee and cousins Meriadoc (Merry) Brandybuck and Peregrin (Pippin) Took, and all four Hobbits go through immense danger before they reach the small town of Bree, where they have a chance meeting with Aragorn, who is also on his way to Rivendell. From there, they stop at Weathertop, where the Nazgul attack the group and Frodo is wounded. He makes it to safety with all 9 Nazgul chasing after him.

Elrond heals him of his injury, and then calls forth a meeting to decide the ring’s fate. It turned out that the ring is indeed the One Ring and it should be destroyed in Mount Doom in Mordor, where it was made. Frodo volunteers to take the ring to Mount Doom.

A Fellowship of the Ring is formed, with the Hobbits Frodo, Sam, Merry, & Pippin, Gandalf, Aragorn (who is revealed to be the last heir of Isildur, who fought Sauron and killed him at the last battle where the Ring was lost), Legolas (an Elf), Gimli (a Dwarf whose father, Gloin, had gone on the quest with Bilbo many years earlier), and Boromir (son of Denethor, Steward of Minas Tirith)

Frodo meets with Bilbo a second time, and the old Hobbit presents him with two gifts; Sting (his old sword), and a mithril coat he wore in the Battle of 5 Armies. The Fellowship then sets out on the quest, but one false move in the Mines of Moria and a Balrog attacks them. Gandalf sacrifices himself to save the group and dies.

The group, now bereft of Gandalf, makes its way to Lothlorien, where Galadriel, the Elf Queen shows Frodo what would happen if he fails to destroy the ring. The group then sets off in the river Anduin and while camping on the shores, Boromir admits that he wants to use the ring and stop Sauron from attacking his country. Frodo defies him and he and Sam leave that same day.

Saruman, who was also a wizard like Gandalf, is evil and he wants the One Ring for himself. He dispatches his Uruk-Hai army to capture the Hobbits. Boromir is slain by the army and Merry and Pippin are captured. Before his death, Boromir confesses to Aragorn that he tried to steal the ring from Frodo. Aragorn gives Boromir a river-burial and with Legolas and Gimli, sets off for Isengard to rescue Merry and Pippin.

That book was called “The Fellowship of the Ring“. But in “The Two Towers“, Frodo and Sam are now on their own, having abandoned the Fellowship hours earlier. They encounter Gollum, a creature who was not unlike a Hobbit himself once and who had the One Ring for over 500 years. Frodo forces him to lead them to the Black Gates of Mordor.

Meanwhile, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli find themselves in Rohan, a great country which is being besieged by Orcs and Uruk-Hai running through their lands. They meet Prince Eomer and his men, who claimed that they saw a group of Uruk-Hai in their lands and killed them. At the same time, Merry and Pippin were held captive by the Orcs and Uruk-Hai, until Eomer’s men show up and kill all the Orcs and they flee into Fangorn Forest. They encounter an Ent named Treebeard, who tells them that the White Wizard is looking for them.

Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli also reach Fangorn Forest and instead of seeing Saruman, they see Gandalf, who had fought the Balrog and killed it. He was then reborn as Gandalf the White. They go to Edoras, the capital of Rohan, where Theoden, the King of Rohan, is under a terrible spell set by Saruman himself. Gandalf heals Theoden, who then suggests that they go to Helm’s Deep, a fortress where they will draw out the Orcs and fight them. Gandalf leaves on a short mission and the entire city is evacuated.

The next 15 pages describe the Battle of Helm’s Deep, in which Theoden and Aragorn lead the Rohirrim to victory and Eomer and his men return to finish off the Orcs. The group then travels to Isengard after a battle between Saruman and the Ents have taken place and the place is flooded out. Merry and Pippin are sitting at the gates and they reunite with their lost friends.

At the same time, Frodo and Sam survive a trip through the Dead Marshes (where a battle had once taken place) and then (after realizing that the gates are much too dangerous for them) order Gollum to find another path for them to take. During an afternoon feast in Ithilien, Frodo and Sam have an encounter with Faramir, younger son of Denethor and brother of Boromir. Faramir informs the Hobbits that Boromir is dead and he wants to know where they are headed. Sam tells him that Boromir died because he wanted the One Ring for himself. Faramir eventually lets them go, and as the story gets more intense, Frodo and Sam, led by Gollum, make their way to Mount Doom…

In “The Return of the King“, the other group is on Isengard and they are asking Saruman why he allied himself with Sauron. Wormtongue, Saruman’s former helper, kills the wizard and is killed by Legolas. Saruman falls off the tower and dies and a palantir falls out his pocket, only to be picked up by a rather curious Pippin. After one look, Sauron thinks that Pippin is the Ringbearer and Gandalf takes him from Edoras to Minas Tirith.

Meanwhile, Frodo and Sam have taken a secret staircase which was next to the once great city of Minas Ithil, which is filled with Orcs. They walk into Shelob the spider’s cave, where Gollum betrays them and Frodo is stung and eventually captured. Sam has the One Ring in his hand and realizes that only Frodo can destroy the ring. He goes into a tower in Mordor and frees Frodo.

In Minas Tirith, Pippin and Gandalf meet with Denethor, who had recieved word that Aragorn is the long-lost heir to the throne and his son Boromir was killed by Orcs. Pippin agrees to become a knight of Gondor. They also meet up with Faramir, who reveals that he met Frodo and Sam and they were going to Cirith Ungol.

Faramir agrees to a mission to take back Osgiliath, which is a city located next to Minas Tirith. However, the mission is a failure and he comes home gravely wounded. Denethor is crushed at the sight of his second son’s apparent death that he orders a funeral pyre to be built for both of them. Minas Tirith gets attacked by Sauron’s forces.

Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and Merry remain in Edoras. That is, until Theoden decides that Rohan is to go to war in Gondor. He makes Merry a squire and places him in charge with his niece, Eowyn, when he and Eomer go off to war. But Eowyn refuses to let her uncle go off alone, so she disguises herself as a man and follows her uncle and brother.

Aragorn has a very dangerous task to do: he must take the Paths of the Dead and persuade a ghost army to assist him in the war of Middle Earth. Earlier, Elrond had given him the sword Anduril, which had been made from the remains of the sword Narsil, which Isildur used to cut Sauron’s hand off and take the One Ring. He takes Legolas and Gimli and they persuade the army to fulfil their oath to Isildur’s last heir. They take ships that reach the city.

Gandalf takes over the fight in Minas Tirith. Pippin notices that Faramir is sick and needs help, not untimely death. He and Gandalf go to stop Denethor from committing murder-suicide but the older man warns them that they cannot win the upcoming battle. He then burns himself and dies just as Faramir is rescued.

As the leader of the Nazgul taunts Gandalf, trumpets blow in the wind. The Rohirrim have arrived and the Battle of the Pelennor Fields begins. Theoden is slain by the Witch-King himself, but Eowyn reveals herself and slays him; thus fulfilling a prophecy that no living man could kill the Witch-King. Merry also helps kill the Witch-King by stabbing him with his sword.

With the Witch-King’s death and the arrival of Aragorn, the battle has ended. Aragorn heals Faramir, Eowyn, and Merry of their injuries. A meeting is then held, with Aragorn deciding that to buy Frodo time to destroy the Ring, they would fight Sauron’s forces and distract him.

Frodo and Sam force themselves to press forward with the task, which is taking its toll on the Ringbearer. At one point, Sam has to carry Frodo up the mountain, as Frodo claims he is getting weaker and the Ring is getting stronger. Gollum sees them at Mount Doom and attacks them, with Frodo running straight into Mount Doom.

At the same time, Aragorn, Eomer, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf, Merry, and Pippin have assembled a group of brave men and they march to the Black Gates and fight the battle for Middle Earth’s future. Frodo loses a finger when he decides to claim the Ring as his own and Gollum takes the Ring, falls over the edge and dies. With the death of the One Ring, Sauron also dies and his army is destroyed. Frodo has succeeded.

At the end of the story, Aragorn is crowned King of Gondor, Eomer is made King of Rohan, Eowyn and Faramir marry, and Aragorn marries Arwen, Elrond’s daughter. Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin return to the Shire, which has been safely untouched by the war and they rebuild their lives. Sam marries Rose Cotton, his childhood sweetheart, and they live next door to Frodo.

Frodo realizes that he hasn’t fully healed of his injuries and seeks a cure that cannot be found in Middle Earth. He places Sam in charge of the Red Book, which had once been Bilbo’s diary of his adventures, but it had since been filled with the stories about Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin; Frodo tells Sam that it was now his turn to finish the book.

One day, Gandalf comes to the Shire to pick up Frodo and the others. Bilbo is there too; the old Hobbit feels content to go on one more adventure. Waiting for them are several Elves, among them Elrond and Galadriel, who claim that the time of Man has come and the time of the Elves is over. With tearful goodbyes to Merry, Sam, and Pippin, Frodo and Bilbo, along with Gandalf, board the ship and the ship leaves for the Undying Lands.

Sam returns home and raises 14 children with his wife Rose and becomes Mayor of Hobbiton; Merry remains a Knight of Rohan and Pippin is a Knight of Gondor; Aragorn rebuilds Gondor and Eomer rebuilds Rohan; Legolas rebuilds Ithilien and Gimli becomes Lord of the Glittering Caves near Helm’s Deep.

After many years, Sam is old when his wife dies and he places the Red Book in the charge of his eldest daughter, Elanor Gamgee-Fairbairn, whose descendants keep the book. He then goes to the Undying Lands. After the deaths of Merry, Pippin, and Aragorn, Legolas decides to go to the Undying Lands and he takes Gimli with him.

My review: (OK, now that was a rather long summary, but let’s get to the good part) I say that together, this is the best book that I have ever read and it will certainly be among my favorite books for a long time. And the live-action movies based on the books were phenomenal at that as well!

My recommendation: So if you love fantasy before it was tainted with the crap we have today or you have loved Lord of the Rings since forever, then read this book; its a classic among classics.

My rating: *****

Bored of the Rings (A spoof of J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings) by the Harvard Lampoon

Bored of the Rings

Bored of the Rings (Photo credit: Tobyotter)

This book was written nearly 40 years ago by the Harvard Lampoon and it’s just a twisted, all-in-one spoof of J. R. R. Tolkien‘s Lord of the Rings. Written during the height of the 1960’s, when the book just became larger than life, this tale follows a bogie and his gardener as they leave home to (you guessed it) destroy an evil ring and save the world.

My Review: This book was the most hilarious spoof of LOTR I ever read!

My recommendation: Anyone who loves LOTR should read this book.

My rating: *****